"Little Barry already stood out among his peers by the 1st grade"
The kindergartners, angered at more standardized testing, staged an impromptu sit in.
"This administration is determined to leave No Child Behind, except those already sitting behind me."
The president dreaded his first day of substitute teaching until he realized that compared to Congress, five year olds really do know how to behave.
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